i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
and when you go to a restaurant and eat something cooked by man, that’s where another man put something inside your body that I didn’t. And when the male dentist looks inside your mouth, that’s where another man invaded your mouth. And when the male cashier sells you those clothes, every time you wear them you will think of him, not me.
FEMALE. TATTOO ARTISTS. EXIST. DICKWAD.
and better not even think about sleeping in a bed, a man built that. How would your husband or boyfriend feel if you slept in another man’s bed? In fact, best not to live in a house at all. Men built that. Does this fall into the category of “jealous men calling normal things cheating?”